Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Do ya think I'm sexy?

Lust Doctor Memories 6: The Korean taxi driver hands me a microphone, cranks up his in-car karaoke machine and demands I sing Rod Stewart's "If you want my money and you think I'm sexy" or “no ride” as we speed down Las Vegas Boulevard to our destination, a low key boxing card at the Stratosphere. He is flashing his yellow teeth and talking about "sexy blonde ladies" while leering at the sea of silicone breasts outside…the taxi veers one way and the next as he grabs eyeful after eyeful…what a strange way to die this would be…singing Rod under duress in 114 degree heat….Tupac met his demise here, but not like this.

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